ch 1/1 probably why "Monty-land" ?

Ch1/1
WheReVER I LaY My HAT IS NOT My HOMe?
( “ MONTY”s COLLeCtIVE saBOTAGE “ PT1)
WHY am I HERE??
ask the fecking UNIVERSE ?
Or dO yOu MEAN >? ...WHY MonTYLaNd
...A.k.a CRNA GORA?
AN “accident” ! >. FEB< 2O1O pAcked my “belongings into my old dutch
transit vAn>> planning to go to GHANA> THROUGH SOUTHERN EUROPE <
MEDITRANEAN> TO >>
A FEW DAYS AFTER Leaving ZONDEREIGEN (“without me”) >>> I diverted to BUCHAREST TO CATCH A FEW
LIVERPOOL LADS at a match > and>>decided to expore THE BALKAN REGION > the only part of the
europeAn incontinent I did not know>>>!
So I emailed via eured?URSUN <LATER BECAME RedGEMnet <AnAnONGONeT> …..
a Fan WORKING IN a Podgorica bookstore replied “why dont you VISIT US?”
“WHERE?”
“PODGORICA”
“WHERE?”
>>>>
I ONLY TOOK ALMOST @ DAYS TO CROSS COUNTRY>>>SOME of it flooded!
GOT LOST TWICE! SHOCKED REMOTE VILLaGE
POLICE STATION KNOCKING ON THEIR DOOR IN THE NIGHT< they gave me an escort
until I was back on route!
Broke the brakes crossing bad mountain roads and came down from KOLASHIN USING
gears & hand brake to reduce my accending?decending speed!
Exhausted I arrived in PODGORICA (CAPITAL OF MONTY< AKA: TIT O GRAD! )
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